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Next I had some fun with the Shake It Firming + Illuminating Butt Sheet Mask ($9, Ulta)

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What It Promises: To tone, firm, and plump. The chamomile is infused to soothe and acts as an antibacterial, the blue algae helps with anti-oxidizing, and the oat extract firms.

My Thoughts: My skin looked visibly firmer, almost as if I had done some kind of clarifying clay mask on my butt, and I'm going to have to say, this would be the first one I turn to before an impromptu trip to the beach. You know those butts that you see on, like, Sol De Janeiro ads? This is the closest mine has ever come to being one of those.


Slap It Retexturizing + Detoxifying Butt Sheet Mask ($9, Ulta)

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What It Promises: Made with caffeine, it vows to "re-texturize" and detoxify the skin. It helps improve texture and tone by reducing the orange peel effect — leaving skin plump, hydrated, and super smooth. The caffeine detoxifies, the aloe leaf juice regenerates, the orange peel exfoliates, and the goji berry acts as an antioxidant.

My Thoughts: My skin felt the smoothest after using this one, and given the many exfoliating ingredients, I knew it would. It tingled just a bit, and that's when I knew that my rear end was really about to transform. I definitely understand why this one is named Slap It, that's exactly what I was doing after using this bad boy.


And last but not least, I tried the Squeeze It Brightening + Rejuvenating Butt Sheet Mask ($9, Ulta)

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What It Promises: To help reduce the appearance of blemishes and alleviate dullness, leaving skin plump, hydrated, and radiant-looking. The lemon brightens, the cucumber refreshes, the orange peel exfoliates, and the grapefruit evens skin tone. 

My Thoughts: For anyone with butt blemishes like myself (be honest, now), this is perfect. The many brightening agents work to gradually reduce the appearance of dark marks and scars. After just one use my blemishes appeared more faint, and I'm certain that after a few more uses they'll fade even more. 


Who knew butt masking could be so satisfying? 

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There's no shame in my game: Butt masking is my newest addition to my beauty routine, and it should be a part of yours, too, if you're looking to try something new for beac season. I'd use these again and again and again, — and I will. I even tried a face sheet mask while using bawdy beauty and I was smooth from the front all the way to the back, literally. 

Suns out, buns out.