resting bitch face

You too can get FLAWLESS bitch face.

photo: Alle / Revelist

So according to the internet, Resting Bitch Face is a thing... and because women are supposed to be smiley and welcoming at all times, it's supposedly a BAD thing.

I disagree. I WANT to look intimidating at all times. Forget getting rid of RBF, I want to enhance it.

So if you're like me and seeming approachable is last on your list of priorities, here's how to IMPROVE your bitch face in just three easy steps.

Step 1: Makeup

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Dark lipstick takes ANY bitch face to the next level. Black is best (naturally), but dark purples and deep reds are also amazing. I'm wearing Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Witches ($20, Sephora), because of course I am.

Your eyeliner should also be sharp enough to kill a man.

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BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT.

Step 2: Eyes

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The eyes are the window to the soul, and your soul says "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME." Narrow your eyes, like you're thinking about murdering everyone you see. Because seriously, you are, aren't you?

Step 3: Mouth

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Grit your teeth, like you're dismantling the patriarchy with your molars.

NO SMILING!

double wing eyeliner
photo: Alle / Revelist

Bitches don't smile!

For even more bitch face, check out the FULL video!

You also get to hear my Australian accent!