That's right, you can now get a scented candle that smells like ~intimate~ parts, thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop emporium. Do you have $75 to fill your house with the scent of vagina? Well, read on, because the jokes just write themselves.
The candle is called "This Smells Like My Vagina."
Heretic Parfums, a luxury clean fragrance company, created the candle. According to Goop, the "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle contains notes of "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and amberette seed." That's a distinctly different scent profile than what vaginas normally smell like. Surprisingly, it doesn't contain, uh, musky notes.