We love scented candles. They're a small bit of luxury in an otherwise crazy world. Pumpkin spice candles, Christmas tree candles, vagina-scented candles. Wait, what?!

That's right, you can now get a scented candle that smells like ~intimate~ parts, thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop emporium. Do you have $75 to fill your house with the scent of vagina? Well, read on, because the jokes just write themselves.

The candle is called "This Smells Like My Vagina."

Heretic Parfums, a luxury clean fragrance company, created the candle. According to Goop, the "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle contains notes of "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and amberette seed." That's a distinctly different scent profile than what vaginas normally smell like. Surprisingly, it doesn't contain, uh, musky notes.

If you really want to buy the vagina-scented candle, it's available for $75 at Twisted Lily.

>>Get it here

"This Smells Like My Vagina" retails for $75 and is sold out at Goop, probably because it's ... gone ... viral. OK, I'll see myself out. If you want to purchase the candle, it's also available at Twisted Lily, an amazing perfume boutique based in Brooklyn. 

Heretic makes another perfume for when you want to climax scent game.

While you're burning This Smells Like My Vagina, dab your wrists with Heretic's perfume Florgasm, with notes of pink pepper, bergamot, orange, tuberose, jasmine, and ylang-ylang. Definitely an explosion of flowers for when you want to feel like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. Don't be shy when it comes to Heretic! I've actually been wearing its Poltergeist fragrance for a couple years and can confirm that its scents are stunning works of art.

Predictably, the internet has been thinking about other things that smell like vaginas.

This tweet had me screaming. Yes, from now on, sexy-time partners are only allowed to smell my vagina anytime they enter the home. Vagina-scented bath bombs? Vagina-scented car air fresheners? Just blast the scent of vagina everywhere. Maybe that will get rid of the stigma of vagina's natural odors.

This tweet isn't wrong!!!

If we're really going to lean into the vagina-scented candle thing, this tweet would like to introduce you to A Calm & Quiet Place from Yankee Candle, which includes notes of jasmine, patchouli, Madarin leaf, and amber musk.