Kat Von D is the QUEEN of beauty surprises. Hot on the heels of her epic Pastel Goth palette announcement, she's dropped another major makeup bombshell — she's expanding her Everlasting Liquid Lipstick line to truly galactic proportions.

And you know what that means: Kat's gonna drive us all to bankruptcy in 2017.

Kat's fearless beauty team took to Instagram to tease ALL NEW COLORS of Liquid Lipstick — in grayscale, of course.

Five new shades. All black and white. The ultimate beauty blueballs move.

Just when we were getting hyped about FIVE new shades, Kat hit up her personal Instagram to announce that it's actually 25 NEW FREAKING COLORS.

"I just finished doing 25 lip swatches of new Everlasting Liquid Lipsticks that are launching soon, and my mouth feels like it's gonna fall off!" she wrote. "Shout out to Bite Beauty for making this heavenly Agave sugar lip scrub! My lips can't thank you enough!! ***and it's #vegan, too!"

Also, gotta praise her hashtag game: #mypoorlips #totallyfuckingworthit

Kat's Everlasting Liquid Lipstick line currently contains 29 permanent colors — this will expand it to 54!

And if Kat decides to make special edition shades like Roxy and Lovecraft part of the permanent line, we could be pushing 60 colors — one of the biggest, most comprehensive liquid lipstick collections in the world!

So what kind of new colors can we expect? Kat posted this dual lip swatch back in June to get us guessing...

The neon persimmon shade below looks like new shade Malice — but the blue-gray color above is a beautiful mystery. So it looks like we can expect this in the new line-up.

And based on this video from back in May, we should also expect to see dark green and sky blue in the new lineup!

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I'm also seeing that cool gray again, two dusty lavenders, some pale peach shades, and a full battalion of caramels and dusty browns.

Going by that video — and the paleness of at least two of the teased swatches — I'm guessing that Kat is expanding her nude shade range.

This is awesome, and not just for style reasons. The lack of diversity in "nude" lipsticks is glaring — the makeup industry seems to assume that "nude" skin is only "white" skin, and offers a paltry beige shade range accordingly — so the fact that Kat's brand is addressing that is awesome.

The only color that definitely WON'T be in the new Everlasting lineup? Hot pink shade "Jeffree," which Kat discontinued following the pair's VERY public feud.

At the time, Kat wrote "I simply want to apologize to anybody and everybody who has ever had to deal with any of his negativity. And yes, with a heavy heart, I will be pulling the shade "Jeffree" from my collection."

And yes, ALL of the new colors will be 100% cruelty free and vegan.

The KVD Beauty team has been working hard for over a year to make sure ALL of their products are totally vegan — and 2017 is the year the entire line is animal-product free!

The new colors are dropping sometime in January — I'll update you when I have an exact date!

In the meantime, which colors do you hope this new line includes? Are you into the Everlasting Liquid Lip line — because I really am, "Mother" is my go-to relaxed pink shade. Tell me your thoughts in the comments, or on Instagram!