Yesterday, news broke that Kylie Jenner was dropping an entire line of blushes.

And it was... strange. For the first time since the brand launched, Kylizzle herself DIDN'T make the announcement. No shade names. No swatches. Nothing. Just an Instagram post with a professional product shot.

While fans speculated that Jenner's beauty brand accidentally broke the news early, Kylie was hard at work. Today we have a closer look at the packaging, the colors, and the shade names.

And they're making us REALLY uncomfortable.

Five hours after the official blush news broke, Kylie hit up Snapchat with her announcement.

"So I'm excited to announce that my blushes are joining the Kylie Cosmetics family this Friday at 3pm PST."

There will be five individual shades to start with.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

But it wasn't until Kylie revealed the names of the blush shades that things got uncomfortable.

From top to bottom, we have: X Rated, Barely Legal, Virginity, Hot and Bothered, Hopeless Romantic.

While sexually-charged product names are nothing new in beauty, these are 50 shades of YIKES coming from Kylie, age 19 — considering she's *allegedly* been dating her boyfriend, adult man Tyga, since she was 16.

Never forget Tyga's song "Stimulated," in which he brags about having sex with an underage Jenner. "They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, when she stimulated."

So. This is the position I'm working from.

The first shade is X Rated, a warm apricot.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

(Kylie says this color is one of her favorites.)

Next is Barely Legal (ugh), a soft rose pink.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

Virginity is a hot, bright fuchsia.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

Hot and Bothered is, according to Kylie, "A coral dream."

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

And Hopeless Romantic is a bold pink-red.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

Each matte blush comes in a color-matched cardboard component with a mirror in the lid, and signature "drip" embossing.

It looks like all the colors will be sold individually, instead of as a bundle.

Kylizzle previously released two blushes as part of her limited edition Valentine's Day collection.

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photo: Kylie Jenner / Snapchat

Those shades were First Date (coral) and Virginity (pink, which has been made a permanent part of the line). I have this palette and tested the blushes; I found that both were very pale and chalky, and didn't blend very well. Hopefully Kylie has improved the formula this time around.

Kylie Cosmetics' Matte Pressed Powder Blushes launch Friday, March 24, at 3pm PST — so get ready, world.

Who knows what uncomfortable colors Kylie will kreate next?