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Oh my god. Oh. My. God.

Usually, Lush goes whole hog on the pink, red, and purple products for Valentine's Day, as most brands are wont to do. But not this year. For 2019, Lush has forgone the girly, romantic stuff and dove straight in with a collection of bath bombs, bubble bars, massage bars, and more shaped like everyone's favorite sexually suggestive fruits and a few other icons of sex and romance.

The collection launches online on January 7 and in all Lush stores on January 11. See the entire range below. Just try not to get a little hot and bothered over a bath bomb.


Eggplant Bath Bomb, $7

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This bomb's made with bergamot and actual eggplant.

Peachy Bath Bomb, $7

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Real peach juice gives this ... titillating bath bomb its scent.

Big Banana Massage Bar, $8

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Because there are few things more soothing for the skin than banana, shea, and clove oil.

Strawberry Whip Soap, $8

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This soap bar combines fresh strawberry with sultry geranium and jasmine.

Six Reusable Bubble Bar, $7

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If these bubble bars don't seem that enticing, wait until you see their counterparts. By the way, these also come in pink.

Reusable Nine Bubble Bar, $7

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Get it? Hehehehehe.

Open Your Heart Bubble Bra Bubbleroon, $7

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This Golden Pear–scented bubblebath is inspired by Madonna's iconic cone bra, because of course.

Love Token Reusable Bubble Bar, $7

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This "love token" takes an appropriately spicy approach with clove and ginger oil.

Love Island Body Scrub, $5

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The sugar and aloe vera in this baby can exfoliate away all of 2018's negative energy.

Love Boat Bath Bomb, $7

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Lemon, orange, and rose power this bath bomb inspired by the hit TV show your parents will never stop telling you to watch.

Unicorn Horn Bubble Bar, $7

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It's back, it's back, it's back!!!

Eve's Cherry Lip Scrub, $8

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A cherry lip scrub that exfoliates and moisturizes is a must for the winter.

Avocado Wash Shower Gel, $11

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Another powerful winter hydrator, Avocado Wash will keep your skin über-smooth with real avocado.

American Cream Shower Gel, $11

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If you love the scent of the American Cream hair conditioner, you'll love this body wash iteration.

Adam's Apple Mouthwash Tabs, $8

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Never get caught with bad breath again with Lush's tab-to-mouth rise formula, now flavored like sweet green apples.