Brace yourselves, because the Olive Garden face and eye palette could very much become a reality — a hilarious reality.

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

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First we've got your classic Breadstick Bronzer, a given.

Followed by... Marinara Rouge! I'm not going to get through the rest of these without busting my gut.

Then there are six eye shadows in such stunning shades as Royal Ravioli...

Lasagna Lush...

My personal favorite, SPAGHETTI SPARKLE...

Alfredo Awesome...

Parmigiana Perfection...

And finally, ~Fierce~ Fettuccine.

WHO ON EARTH THOUGHT OF THIS AND HOW CAN I GIVE THEM AN AWARD?

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I'm clearly not the only one who thinks this idea is revolutionary.

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Because people (even Jeffree Star) are actually demanding to know if this is a real thing. They genuinely want it.

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In fact, Olive Garden's toying with the idea of throwing in a lipstick, too.

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But of course, if it were to become real, it would all have to smell like Italian food.

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So long story short, the rest of 2018 is cancelled.

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It's just not going to get any better than this.