photo: Courtesy of Pat McGrath Labs

I scream, we all scream whenever Pat McGrath Labs launches a new product. For her newest product, she went straight back to the '70s club scene with her OpuLUST: Gloss lip gloss collection. It's as glittery as a disco ball, and this is exactly what we need throughout this dreary winter life. Excuse me while I put on my glitter platform shoes (I don't own glitter platform shoes, but if I did, it would definitely be these Miu Miu babes) and dance alllll night long.

Pat McGrath Labs teased the product with a disco montage.

Pat McGrath Labs has the most gorgeous way of getting us hyped for its new products. When this power '70s montage appeared on my feed, I had no idea what was in store, but whatever it was, I knew that it was a party must-have. Look at this video! 

Aaaand the unveiling, oh my goooodness.

"LUST FOR LIFE Discover the *NEW* #OpuLUST: Gloss. This lavishly luxurious gloss coats your pout in multidimensional sparkle, seamlessly gliding onto the lip," wrote PML on Instagram. The brand also shared this insane video of the product, which comes in eight shades. SWOON FOR DAYS.

We also got swatches of this glitter amazingness.

"Gloss is seductively electrifying. Fit for only the most divine," wrote PML. I don't know about you, but I am the most divine. And you know what else is the most divine? The shade names are: "LAVENDARING, DREAMSCAPE, BRONZE SEDUCTRESS, CORALIAISON, VENOMISTRESS, UNDER YOUR SPELL, NAKED ROSE, [and] GLOWING GARNET." Once again, PML has the best shade names of all time.

Let's take a closer look at the shades.

photo: Courtesy of Pat McGrath Labs

CAN YOU BELIEVE? These swatches are, like, pure disco magic, and I can't wait to cop a tube of Coraliasion and put it on while I watch 90 Day Fiancé. Heads up: Under Your Spell, Glowing Garnet, and Naked Rose will only be available at PatMcGrath.com.

Here's how to get your glitter pout on.

The OpuLUST: Gloss drops on January 31 at patmcgrath.com, where all shades will be available; Sephora.com will provide most shades. You'll see it in stores at Sephora and Selfridges UK (as well as on Selfridges.com) on February 6. It will retail for $30. Crank "Last Dance" by Donna Summer and marvel at this lip gloss magic.