Wallets out and brushes up, makeup addicts — this is NOT a drill. Pat McGrath, legendary makeup artist extraordinaire, is releasing her first-ever complete permanent makeup collection.
In one month.
That's right. At 12 am EST on September 16 — exactly one month from now! — Pat McGrath Labs is dropping the brand's first-ever PERMANENT makeup line because Mother doesn't care one bit about whatever other extracurricular plans you had for your money.
And yes, this means you no longer have to angry-tweet the brand when the limited edition drops sell out in freaking minutes. McGrath's eighth collection is her biggest ever — and it's here to stay. Forever.
... it's because Pat McGrath is releasing her first-ever eye shadow palettes — THREE of them.
Pat McGrath Labs is making you board the "Mothership," which is the name of this collection of palettes. Each palette contains "groundbreaking textures: mattes, duo-chromatic prismas and glittering metallics," according to the press release.
And wait until you see the insides.
"Subliminal" is a palette packed with neutrals and pops of blue.
"Sublime" is a collection of warm-toned neutrals with bold greens.
And "Subversive" is a heavy metal smoky palette with rich purples and plums.
These eye palette are looking like the solution for those of us who are frustrated with boring, one-note eye shadow palettes that overload us with shimmer and no matte or all matte with no shimmer. These palettes are boasting a bit of everything from neutral tones to bold colors to shimmers to mattes.
And that's not the end of this crazy rollout — Pat is bringing back the sold out MatteTrance lipsticks from her last launch.
This collection of super-soft, super-matte bullet lipsticks sold out in MINUTES — but starting today, you'll be able to buy them all again (in brand new box packaging) for $38 each.
But that's not all — according to the brand, there will also be 31 (!!!) shades of all-new LuxeTrance cream lipstick, too!
This is "Donatella," a rich rose pink, and the only shade the brand revealed to us before the launch. There are more shades to come, all with edgy names like "Sextrology," "Psycho Candy," and "Beauty Junkie," with each retailing for $38.
But fun names and luxurious packaging aren't the only things the LuxeTrance line has going for it. According to the brand, "This luxury cream formulation laminates lips in a second skin of sensuously saturated color while offering rich hydration."
Lip liner is a beat face's best friend, so of course Pat isn't going to make you go without it. She's offering a 12-color line-up.
These lip pencils are long-lasting and resist feathering, but still leave plenty of time to smudge and blend. I'm just dying to know what the "Done Undone" color looks like. Each pencil will be $25 each.
Oh, did you think we were done? Wrong! The permanent collection will also include five pencil eyeliners.
You shook yet? Because I am! Each Perma-Gel liner is waterproof and smudgeproof, and will cost $25 each.
Finally — most thrillingly — there's a Dark Star mascara to take your lashes to new heights.
This waterproof, ultra-black formula lengthens and thickens lashes. It will be $28.
But the best part? Nothing here is limited edition. This entire collection is available FOREVER.
If you'd like the in-store Pat McGrath experience, getting these precious items in your actual hands means a slightly longer wait. The collection will be available in stores on October 4, 2017.
Yep, the makeup artist just pulled a Beyoncé on us with this short notice and all. With the palettes alone costing $125 each, a month doesn't give us a lot of time to save our money — but we'll live. This collection is giving us all the life we need.
*extremely Beyoncé voice* You ready?