Reddit user iamafoxiamafox dug up her "very first fancy product" she ever bought from Sephora, and the internet is having a major flashback.

Because it's Honey, the edible Urban Decay body glitter all the way back from 2003.

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photo: Urban Decay

YEAH, remember this stuff?

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photo: Urban Decay

Of course you do. It came in other flavors such as Gingersnap, Cocoa, and Marshmallow.

urba decay gingersnap
photo: Urban Decay

And they were edible solely for ~sexual~ purposes but you wanted them when you were 13 anyway.

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photo: Urban Decay

Reddit sure as hell remembers, and now everyone's sharing their favorite memories of products they wore in the early '00s.

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photo: Reddit

Specifically, they're talking about the collection of edible beauty products Jessica Simpson created in '04.

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photo: Courtesy of Dessert

Which made every teen girl in the world think smelling like straight sugar was *so* hot.

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photo: Reddit

They didn't have ANY business buying sparkly, edible, whipped body cream — but they wanted it anyway.

jesiac simpson body cream
photo: Getty Images

Even if they didn't really know what that cream was *actually* for.

reddit body glitter
photo: Reddit

But you know what? We need edible body glitter BACK, dammit.

reddit body glitter
photo: Reddit

2017 is a trash fire, at the very least we should have the freedom to coat ourselves in some sparkly, sugary nonsense to make us feel better.

Urban Decay, where you at?

photo: Giphy

Drop those eye shadow palettes — this is way more important.