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The color white is a HUGE no-no. It will make you look bigger and show everything...

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Are you freaking kidding me right now? 

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Bodysuits are too dangerous.

You're right there. Nadia IS dangerous in this bodysuit. Hide your sons. 

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High-waisted jeans will show off your VBO (visible belly outline).

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They'll also make you look cool AF. 

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No one wants to be able to see through your clothes.

EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THROUGH MY CLOTHES. 

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Crop-tops are for flat tummies only.

NOPE. 

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Flabby arms must be hidden at all times.

IT'S SUMMER. SHUT UP. 

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In closing: DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THIS BS!

Look at any top fashion designer — style is about breaking rules and experimenting. But for some reason, when it's time to dress a plus-size body, it's about hiding things and not drawing too much attention. Fuck flattering. Fashion is supposed to be fun. Go have fun!