They clearly can't look hot AF in biknis.
Someone should probably tell model Nicola J. Griffin she has to quit her modeling job.
Cleavage?! FORGET IT.
GO HOME SUSAN, YOU'RE DRUNK.
And makeup will look awful with all those wrinkles.
Because older women definitely can't look good in tight clothes.
LBDs will be a thing of the past once a woman is over 40.
And heaven knows they certainly can't look alluring in lingerie.