Pretty please hold the camera UP when we're taking selfies together. Low angle selfies are not a good look for my chin(s) :)
You're so sweet to offer me your jacket when it's cold! But babe, that won't fit me.
I love shopping with you, but a lot of your stores don't carry my size.
When you call yourself fat it makes me feel like you think I'm SUPER fat. Also: No one talks shit about my BFF! Not even my BFF.
This one goes out to the tall (blessedly long-legged) girls with short friends: OMG WAIT UP!
Just because he's chubby doesn't mean you have to try and hook me up with him.
Just make sure we have more in common than BMI ;)