The mere mention of one-size-fits-all clothing makes my eyes roll at lightning speed.
Enter: Irish brand Tiffosi, which created one-size jeans for "everyone." The jeans that come in 16 different styles — including dark wash, light wash, and colors like purple and orange — promise to posses some kind stretchy of magic that suits a size 2 as well as a size 12.
We'll believe it when we see it...
Tiffosi's Double Up Navy jeans sell for $60 and allegedly fit size 6 to 14. The fabric is 69% cotton, 28% polyester, and 3% elastane.
To her surprise, the jeans were bootylicious AF.
I challenged her to move in them and shit got real.
"They were VERY tight. I basically felt like I was in middle school again, because I wore my jeans pretty tight back then. I had a muffin top situation going on when I wore the pants, so I’d have to wear a long shirt with them," said Mary.
Her face says it all.
What did we learn today?
- We learned that 3% elastane goes a looooong way.
- We learned that Nicola and Cindy are hella strong for pulling these toddler pants all the way up.
- And finally, we learned that traveling pants aren't all they're cracked up to be.
The world probably doesn't need one-size-fits-all jeans.