I watched the last half of Beyonce's historic Coachella performance literally holding my breath, partly because it was the kind of performance that takes your breath away and partly because I was worried that her boob was going to come out.
Our Queen Bey danced so hard that her camouflage bodysuit couldn't keep up.
Beysus had to hold her hand over her chest as she danced to "Single Ladies" to keep from having a nip-slip.
And when she whipped her hair it looked like the outfit had torn in the back.
Obviously she was giving her all to the performance and there were no breaks in the last segment where she could go backstage or get a peek at what was going on back there. All she likely knew was that there was a rip somewhere and she went into cautionary mode.
Somebody is definitely fired.
Beyoncé done danced herself out her boots. The Virgo in her is furious inside. Somebody getting fired. pic.twitter.com/0eBn2XIFcZ
— PIERRE KING. (@itsPierreKing) April 15, 2018
The wardrobe malfunctions first began during the Destiny's Child segment, while the trio was transitioning from "Say My Name" to "Soldier."
You could see her tugging the tank top right before singing, "We like them boys up top from the BK" and putting her hands up in a triangle.
Her outfit was compromised at the exact moment before her two most rigorous dance songs: "Get Me Bodied" and "Single Ladies."
Beyoncé is a noted perfectionist who likes to control her image as much as possible. Having a wardrobe malfunction and not being able to give her all to the dance moves must have made her see red, but she couldn't show it. And she didn't — because she's a goddamn professional.
"Who is responsible for this?!" Twitter collectively screamed.
who made Beyoncé's last outfit cuz sis it was NOT working for her. Bey was so scared of a wardrobe malfunction it got in the way of the motherfucking Single Ladies dance. unacceptable. Boots falling down n shit i need to throw hands at SOMEBODY
— Megan. (@sweetiepieMegg) April 15, 2018
ohmygod beyonce is on the verge of a wardrobe malfunction and whoever fitted this outfit is already fired
— ???????????????????????? ???????????????????? ???? (@lowkeybruja) April 15, 2018
We do not deserve to see Beyonce's tits. This is a matter of national security.
I hope Beyoncè fires whoever planned her last outfit and made her almost have a wardrobe malfunction. As if we deserve to see her tits
— Bema (@BemaAsare_) April 15, 2018
The designer for all of Bey's Coachella looks is Balmain, helmed by Olivier Rousteing. I can only imagine the horror with which Rousteing watched the final leg of Bey's Coachella performance.
But this is all a reminder of why Beyoncé is the greatest performer who ever lived.
@Beyonce has 2 boots slipping down, a wardrobe malfunction w/ her top & she is still SLAYING LIVES, NOT MISSING A BEAT & SNATCHING WIGS at @coachella
— Cory'Ography (@Drkilluzionz) April 15, 2018
She is that seasoned, dynamic & poised!
Like what am I doing with my life???#SHEISEVERYTHING #Coachella18 #coachella beyonce
As the first Black woman to headline Coachella, she BROUGHT. IT. HOME.
This is why I always laugh in the faces of people who say we do too much when it comes to Beyoncé.
— “Obeehave” B Δ K Spring ‘18 (@SylviaObell) April 15, 2018
No what’s TOO much is a 2 hour long performance w/ 100s of dancers, top level choreography, 50 hits, harmonies, body suits, live band, death defying wigs, cranes, political spee- pic.twitter.com/iLtzEn3Gjl
Beyoncé had the audacity to turn the whitest function of the year into an HBCU Homecoming. We don’t call her Queen for no reason.
— Blake (@SaddyBey) April 15, 2018
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