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Evidently Hollywood's ultimate sadboy, Drake, and fuckgirl, Taylor Swift, might be dating, proving once again that the universe just can't let us have nice things. 

The two stars, both relatively recently single, were seen canoodling at Drake's 30th birthday bash for more than five seconds, so the internet is convinced they must be a thing

Page Six reports that a "source" divulged that Drake and Taylor were "intimately flirting, talking closely and laughing," and that "the only person he spent more time with other than his mom was Taylor.”

And while neither camp has commented on the rumors, the collective internet has plenty to say. 

It's Friday, people. We can do this.

Kween Riri doesn't have any time for this ish.

This is going to be the best shit show of 2016.

Aligned interests are always good for a romantic couple.

LOL. YOU WIN THE INTERNET TODAY, SIR.

But in all seriousness, this is likely the outcome of this bizarre union.

We can't say we loathe the idea.