In the past four weeks, Kylie has posted not one, not two, but 13 bikini selfies. That's an average of one selfie every 2.2 days — an impressive feat. That level of swimsuit selfie-ing deserves some recognition.
Here are all 13 swimsuit pics Kylie posted to Instagram this month, ranked.
If you turn your screen brightness all the way up, you can see that Kylie is lounging around with her boyfriend Tyga wearing the same orange bikini she wore earlier that day (which was thankfully documented on her BFF Jordyn Woods' Instagram).
It's a shame this photo is so dark — the lighting makes for an incredible sunset photo, but a terrible swimsuit pic.
Again, the lighting in this photo is awful. Kylie's face is completely hidden by streaky shadows, and there's not even a clear shot of her famous derrière. Next.
At first, I thought this getup was a fuzzy lingerie set. But countless "I love your suit!" comments told me that this is actually a satin swimsuit. How Kylie.
But the problem here isn't the swimsuit: It's the fact that Kylie took a swimsuit selfie in the bathroom. No candidness. No creativity. No playful splashes in the pool. Pass.
C'mon, Kylie. What is this? This is some amateur selfie-taking. Your hair is blocking your face and your swimsuit.
That bikini *looks* cute, but I can't see it to confirm...
OK, this shot is better. Fans still can't see her face, but at least we're getting more of the suit.
(Love the front cut-out, BTW.)
This is Kylie's most recent bikini selfie.
I know she wants everyone to believe that this was a completely ~candid~ shot of her half-naked self blocking the sun from her eyes, but the boring, terry-clothed background makes this photo a total yawn.
For this selfie, Kylie recruited some help from Jordyn. They snapped a mirror selfie while staying at a pal's house in Punta Mita, Mexico.
I'm not a huge fan of indoor bikini selfies, but the bathroom lighting successfully highlights every detail of their incredible suits. Love.
It's safe to say a few Jordyn appearances definitely helped take Kylie's selfies to the next level.
Back outside in the Punta Mita sun, the ladies wore identical one-piece mesh swimsuits from Melissa Odabash with neon green and orange piping.
Kylie and Jordyn decided to take their selfie talents to the pool, and their smize-ing skills were on point.
Kylizzle works this frame, showing off every curve (and that mesh suit!).
YES. That's what I'm talking about. A sultry selfie taken in a sleek pool. Pure Kylie Jenner magic.
This, right here, is a quality bikini selfie. Kylie gives us a full view of her suit — and it makes me want to order a swimsuit with a matching choker ASAP.
Flowy mermaid hair. Lush pool vibes. An itsy bitsy bikini.
This is everything you could ever want in a Kylie Jenner swimsuit selfie.