OK OK OK.
Andrew Garfield's sweats get bonus points because they're layered over a Spidey suit.
Speaking of Spidermen, have you SEEN Tom Holland? Sure, these pajamas aren't technically sweatpants but shhhhh.
And while we're on the subject of Marvel, we HAVE to talk about Sebastian Stan.
And Michael B. Jordan.
And, of course, there's THE sweatpants bae, Captain America.
And by Captain American, I really mean Chris Evans.
His dog would follow him to the end of the world in those sweats, and so would I.
Joe Jonas is the goth queen of sweatpants.
But A$AP Rocky is a vision in monochromatic red.
You know who else is a prime sweatpants bae?
"Neighbors" was a blessing to us all.
But you add a pair of sweatpants...
Instant. Sex. Appeal.
You get bonus point if you actually exercise in them.
Points for you, Jamie Dornan.
Our eyes thank you.
You, too, Chris Pine.
You can stay.
Running errands is also 3000% sexier in sweatpants.
You wouldn't normally care to watch some dude do mundane activities.
Like walk his dog.
Or run out for coffee.
Or sit through the TSA line.
But thanks to my dear friend sweatpants, it's become a pastime.
Especially when those pants are worn by Steph Curry.
Or James McAvoy.
Or John Krasinski.
Or by literally ANY member of Migos.
You're doing amazing, sweetie.
*sparkle heart emoji*
*two hundred fire emojis*
*the 100 emoji copy and pasted over and over again until the end of time*
The point I'm trying to make here is that sweatpants are snuggly AND sexy.
And should therefore be treated as a pinnacle of men's style.
OK, that's all.