Miley Cyrus is doing A LOT of things these days. She's been dodging pregnancy rumors and teasing a long-awaited album. Cyrus recently performed a rap freestyle that had everyone virtually scratching their heads. She also yelled "Beyoncé" really, really loudly during said performance, and well, I get it...? Of course, those antics were all due to the fact that her album, She Is Coming, was on its way out in mere days.
Well, She Is Coming (btw yeah, it means what you think it means) is finally here, and in true Miley Cyrus fashion, the pop star dropped a ton of sex-positive merch to celebrate the release of new music. Translation: Miley Cyrus is being Miley Cyrus, and she's inviting you to Miley Cyrus right along with her. Are you still down?
But Miley Cyrus isn't just kicking off her album with weird, sexually charged telephone games. She also made sex-positive merch.
That's right. The She Is Coming album comes with merch that boasts more o***** innuendos. There are T-shirts that reference her hotline number. One T-shirt explicitly says, "She came." Whew! If you aren't ready for this Miley Cyrus merch, then it doesn't matter because this merch is ready for YOU.
And yes. There's a $20 condom.
Behold, a Miley Cyrus condom that boasts the new album title that also reads like a promise given the product. Honey, Mrs. Hemsworth did not come to play around. I feel very weird to say I truly do appreciate Miley Cyrus promoting SAFE sex positivity. Sex is all about liberation and fun and all that good stuff, but there's an important message that needs to always go along with it. BE SAFE, YA'LL.
You also get a free copy of the She Is Coming album when you purchase one, so really you're splitting the money between the condom and the album if that makes you feel better about the concept of a $20 condom.