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Sometimes regular people interact with celebrities and things get really weird. When I discovered this popular thread on Reddit, I thought it would have some harmless celebrity hookups. Instead, I got stories involving bowel movements, fat-shaming, job losses, drunken debauchery, and a naked Obama. 

Buckle up. 

The time Kat Von D called a fan "fatty." Ugh!

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The dweeb who tried to come after a drunk Lady Gaga.

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The guy who went to Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday party. 

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The production assistant who boiled Channing Tatum's penis.

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The woman who sat in Chloë Grace Moretz's pee. 

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The gym rat who saw Obama fully naked.

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The guy who made Ryan Reynolds smell his stinky poo. 

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The groupie who couldn't seal the deal with a depressed Donald Glover / Childish Gambino.

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The 13-year-old who met a high AF Leonardo DiCaprio. 

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The woman who was cordially invited to a threesome with Russell Brand. 

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The woman too nervous to hookup with Matthew McConaughey.

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The person who witnessed Tim Allen's infidelity. 

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The poor person who had to endure Gary Busey's dirty jokes. 

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The many, many people who slept with Jeff Goldblum. 

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Some of these are just too real.