People on Twitter believe Paris Hilton, an ageless relic of the Y2K era, subtly shaded Kim Kardashian, a sentient Instagram filter from the future, with a throwback photo.
Hilton shared an image of herself, nude, covered in red flowers. The image is strikingly similar to Kardashian's portrait of her own naked body covered in cherry blossom pedals.
Because two women can't be naked and covered in flowers around the same time, Twitter is in chaos! Who came up with the idea first?! We need answers!
Have you ever seen the movie American Beauty? Great.
Then you know the answer to the question of who invented a naked woman being covered in flowers ... this did not even begin with American Beauty, so why on earth is Paris Hilton getting so testy about it?
Let's be real, lying down in a bunch of flower pedals is about as original an idea as putting butter on toast. But all these women look great doing it, so I can see why they want to rock the look.