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Pete Davidson continued his "I Love Ariana Grande in a Dehumanizing Sexist Way 2018" tour on Howard Stern. 

First of all, do you remember anyone caring about Davidson or what he was up to before he dated Grande? I mean, have you ever seen an article or even a random internet comment regarding Davidson's craft, talent, or accomplishments? 

As you might be able to guess, I am not fond of the way Davidson talks about Grande or women in general. For Grande's sake, I hope this is a case of someone being young and inarticulate in interviews, and that he has a bit more depth than this.

Grande can date whoever she wants, but her boyfriend, Davidson, is nasty AF.

I'm not talking about his appearance. I'm talking about the way Davidson talks about Grande — like she is literally a trophy. 

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No, really. All he ever talks about is how hot Grande is (what about her personality?). 

"I feel like I won a contest," Davidson told Jimmy Fallon. 

"What’s it like being engaged to Ariana?" Pete responded during a standup performance at a college. "It’s like what you would think it was like, but, like, 100 times sicker. It’s f*cking lit. I’m a very, very lucky boy, and I’m very, very loved, and I’m very lucky. And my d*ck’s forever hard."

The general sentiment of everything Davidson says about Grande is: I can't believe someone so hot is dating me. 

"It’s like what you would think it was like but like a 100 times sicker. It's fucking lit. I’m a very, very lucky boy and very, very loved and I’m very lucky," Davidson said. This would be sweet if he ever said anything else besides a version of this and Grande is "hot." 

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the way Davidson talks about his previous girlfriends.

Here's Davidson talking about his then girlfriend in 2015. He regarded her as the love of his life because she was the first girl to swallow his semen.

"That had never happened to me before until I met the love of my life. I didn't know that girls did that, because I'm a young guy. When that happened, I was like...[laughs] wow. I was like, 'Wow, I love you.' I thought just porn stars did that, I didn't know that human, real girls do that. They're just terrible people, I just figured that's their purpose," Davidson said.

Saying degrading things about his girlfriend and sex workers — feminist king! 

“Any time we’re intimate, I’m always apologizing and saying thank you. ‘You’re awesome for doing this, thank you so much,’” Davidson told Howard Stern in a recent interview. “I was jerking off to her before I met her!"

Wow, how frightfully romantic. 

Naturally, people on Twitter are dragging Davidson.

Boy, bye.