Some rappers opt for a sneaker collab as they start blowing up. Post Malone, however, went a much more bizarre route: Crocs. Yes, the "Psycho" singer just partnered with the squishy, heinous clog brand to design a pair of his own. And people think they're awesome.
They come with six custom Jibbitz, including a Posty Co logo and one based on his "Stay Away" face tattoo.
In other words, I've never been more confused about anything.
Anyway, if you're one of those heartbroken fans who didn't scoop a pair of Post Malone Crocs, there's good news. According to the sold-out page, there's more styles of "Posty Crocs" coming soon. In the meantime, they suggest the original Crocs in his favorite colors: yellow, black, and white.