Some rappers opt for a sneaker collab as they start blowing up. Post Malone, however, went a much more bizarre route: Crocs. Yes, the "Psycho" singer just partnered with the squishy, heinous clog brand to design a pair of his own. And people think they're awesome.

"Formally partnering with Post Malone, a long-time Crocs fan who is not afraid to poke holes in convention, is an authentic and natural fit for the brand," Crocs shared in a press release.

In fact, Malone has been pretty vocal about his love for the wacky footwear in the past. In a press statement, he said, "If you like something, go get it. I wear Crocs everywhere from the bar to the stage, and I felt it was the perfect collaboration to get together with Crocs and give the fans what they’ve been asking for."

The Post Malone x Crocs Dimitri Clog went on sale today, November 1, for $59.99 at

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They come with six custom Jibbitz, including a Posty Co logo and one based on his "Stay Away" face tattoo.

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They're pretty hideous, if you ask me. But people are jumping on board simply because Post Malone designed them.

Apparently I am seeing something totally different than this guy.

Actually, I must be seeing something totally different than everyone else, because those monstrosities are already sold-out.

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And thus, the wonderful world of Twitter is completely and utterly heartbroken.

Word on the street is they sold out almost immediately, albeit there were only a limited number to begin with.

In other words, I've never been more confused about anything.

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Anyway, if you're one of those heartbroken fans who didn't scoop a pair of Post Malone Crocs, there's good news. According to the sold-out page, there's more styles of "Posty Crocs" coming soon. In the meantime, they suggest the original Crocs in his favorite colors: yellow, black, and white.

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