Rumors of Rihanna's pregnancy have been greatly exaggerated. There is no, I repeat, NO Rihanna baby coming. In the wee hours of the morning, the internet had a full-on meltdown over the prospect of RiRi being with child. As photos of her 5th annual Diamond Ball for charity hit the wire, some folks speculated that Rihanna had a baby bump — surprise, that's just her body in a dress! Can she live!?
Yes, Rihanna pregnancy rumors are a tragically frequent phenomenon. And they're all borne out of a toxic beauty standard that says that women's abdomens must be flat as a board, lest the peanut gallery theorizes about your progesterone levels. Come on now. We are better than this.