Ryan Reynolds is one loving, doting, asshole of a family man. When he's not making brilliantly vicious jokes about his eldest child, James, Reynolds often gets a kick out of publicly shredding his wife, Blake Lively. Whether it's making joking references to their sex life or trolling her latest film project, Reynolds clearly loves having a little fun at his lady love's expense (and it's not like she doesn't dish it right back).
Here are 17 times Reynolds made Lively the glorious butt of his jokes.
When he praised her usefulness as a human shield.
"I used to say to (Blake), ‘I would take a bullet for you, I could never love anything as much as I love you,’" Reynolds told David Letterman. "And then the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew in that exact moment if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby. You can quote me."
When he compared her to a low-budget chain restaurant.
“I’m just a diaper changing facility hooked up to a life support system, but my wife, she’s breakfast, lunch and dinner,” he told David Letterman. “She’s a human Denny’s all day long … and it never ends for her. She’s the most beautiful Denny’s you’ve ever seen though, I guarantee it.”
When he got real about who's to blame for their second pregnancy.
"Yeah, ya know, (I) just played a little Lionel Richie, and the mood hit!” Reynolds told People.
When he blamed her red carpet primping process for their "totally destroyed" house.
"You guys see the finished product," he said. "I see a totally destroyed closet, bedroom and kitchen... I don’t even know how shoes got in the freezer... There’s kung fu involved. It’s really intense.”
When he revealed the one thing he always makes Lively do in bed.
While accepting his Best Comedic Performance award for “Deadpool" at the MTV Movie Awards in April, Reynolds had a special shout out for Lively:
"I want to thank my wife, Blake. Everything I do is to make her laugh, especially the sex."