In mid-2015, Kourtney Kardashian broke up with her longterm boyfriend, the infamous "Lord" Scott Disick

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian together before they broke up in 2015
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But despite spending nine years together (and having three children), it did *not* take Disick long to bounce back from the relationship. 

Shocking, I know.

Here are 13 of the women Disick supposedly dated after Kardashian called it quits and moved on: 

1. Chloé Bartoli

Who has Scott Disick hooked up with?
photo: Instagram/@chloebartoli

Bartoli and Disick were first deemed an "item" in 2006 (yes, around the same time he began dating Kardashian).

Although Disick eventually entered a relationship with Kardashian, Disick and Bartoli allegedly rekindled the flame in 2015 and then again in 2017 after he and Kardashian broke up. The stylist was recently spotted with Disick in Monaco (below) and in Cannes, France. 

Check out the cuddle action:

Scott Disick with Chloé Bartoli
photo: Splash News

2. Lindsay Vrckovnik

Lindsay Vrckovnik
photo: Instagram/ @linmick

Vrckovnik had a serious boyfriend in 2015, but that didn't stop tabloids from linking the then-teenager with Disick after the pair partied together in New York and Miami.

Vrckovnik and Disick never confirmed whether they were anything "more" than friends, but the model did reportedly invite him on a "girl's only" trip with her friends...

3. Lina Sandberg

Lina Sandberg
photo: Instagram/@lina.sandberg

The model was connected to Disick in January 2016, but he repeatedly denied their fling.

(However, the paparazzi did catch the duo hugging while leaving a Hollywood hotel together and Disick even planted a small kiss on her.) 

4. Megan Blake Irwin

Did Meghan Irwin hook up with Scott Disick
photo: Instagram/@meganblakeirwin

The Australian model was seen partying with Scott on several occasions — usually for days at a time. 

But when asked about their relationship, Irwin kept mum. 

“Scott is a lovely guy but that's about all I'm going to say about that," she told the press. 

5. Christine Burke

Is Scott Disick dating a Kendall Jenner lookalike named Christine Burke?
photo: Instagram/@christineburk

Disick began seeing this Kendall Jenner lookalike last year. The duo was spotted in Mexico, and rumors even surfaced that she had briefly moved in with him. 

The fling eventually sizzled out.

(Probably because it's lowkey creepy how much she looks like Jenner!) 

6. Bella Banos

Who was the girl Scott flew to Costa Rica on Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
photo: Instagram/@bellabanos

On the most recent season of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," Disick flew a mystery woman out to Costa Rica. 

That woman happened to be Banos, who stepped forward after the incident aired on television. 

Banos claimed Disick would frequently fly her out to meet him wherever he happened to be across the globe (and they supposedly even exchanged the L-word with each other). 

7. Jessica Harris

Jessica Harris in Miami with Scott Disick
photo: Splash News

While in Miami earlier this year, Disick was spotted kissing the model.

Whether their fling left South Beach is unclear, but peep Disick casually checking Harris out in the background of this paparazzi shot:

Scott Disick with Jessica Harris in Miami
photo: Splash News

8. Ella Ross

Ella ROss
photo: Instagram/@ellarossalina

Ross and Scott saw each other briefly this past spring and even went on several dates together.

(Ahem, at the same time he was seeing Bella Thorne... )

9. Bella Thorne

Bella Thorne
photo: Instagram/@bellathorne

Ah, yes. Who could forget Thorne and Disick's headline-grabbing relationship in May 2017? 

The pair got close at this year's Cannes Film Festival, though Thorne allegedly became overwhelmed by the negative attention and backed out of the short-lived fling.

Bella Thorne with Scott Disick at the airport
photo: Splash News

10. Sofia Richie

Sofia Richie
photo: Instagram/@sofiarichie

What's more awkward — the fact that Richie is 15 years younger than Disick and dated Justin Bieber? Or the fact that Richie is best friends with Chloé Bartoli (please refer back to #1 on this list)?

Disick got close to Richie this past summer. They went on yachting dates (as one does) and were spotted leaving Nobu in Miami in the photo below:

Scott Disick with Sofia Richie
photo: Splash News

11. Chantel Jeffries

Chantel Jeffries
photo: Instagram/@chanteljeffries

Jeffries was Disick's rumored girlfriend during summer 2017. The couple was seen taking frequent dips in the ocean in Miami (after they spent some time together in France, of course).

12. Emma Blanchard

Who is Emma Blanchard?
photo: Instagram/@emmab

However, Disick *also* cozied up to Blanchard while partying in the Hamptons this past July.

(Sorry, Jeffries.)

13. Mystery girl

Who did Scott Disick hang out with over Labor Day Weekend 2017?
photo: Splash News

But most recently, Disick spent Labor Day Weekend with a "mystery girl" at the Malibu Kiwanis Chili Cook-Off. The woman's identity is still unclear, but paparazzi pics confirm: The pair definitely got close.

Unfortunately for Disick, he nearly ran into Kardashian at this same event. 

(Let this be a lesson learned, Disick. You can never escape the watchful eye of the Kardashian clan. Kris Jenner makes sure of it.)