georgia o'keeffe painting

A painting by Georgia O'Keeffe. Use your imagination.

photo: Wikimedia Commons

Sometimes, plain old "vagina" just won't do. 

There are some pretty crude nicknames for ladybits out there (you know what they are), and there are some really funny ones too.

But what other nicknames, good, bad, or super weird, do people have for their own vaginas? Or for someone else's?

Most of the ones we heard fell into three categories — food, animal, and "internet" — so I turned them all into a series of graphics. You're welcome.

vagina nicknames
photo: Revelist/Melissa Stanger
vagina nicknames
photo: Revelist/Melissa Stanger
vagina nicknames
photo: Revelist/Melissa Stanger