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There are very few ways I can appropriately preface what I am about to show you. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am very excited to present to you a "Harry Potter" drag performance...about Voldemort. 

Yes, He Who Must Not Be Named has apparently moved on from trying to kill young wizard prophets and is now happily performing drag to Ariana Grande songs in Florida. And by god, he's really good at it.

A drag queen by the name of Florida Elizabeth Man is going viral thanks to an epic and hilarious "Lady Voldemort" drag number.

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photo: YouTube

It's fittingly set to Ariana Grande's iconic bop "Dangerous Woman," and it's fucking perfect.

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This performance has EVERYTHING.

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Extremely creative use of projectors:

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A sexually charged wizard battle:

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SO MUCH THRUSTING:

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Lady Voldemort herself posted a clip of the performance on Twitter this week, and Twitter can't get enough of it.

It's pretty much the one thing none of us knew we desperately needed.

Seriously, why hasn't Voldemort drag been A Thing since his character's film debut all those years ago?

We can never go back to a time before we knew this performance existed.

And honestly, that's OK.

Now we all just want to see what magical performance Florida Elizabeth Man will conjure up next.

Moaning Myrtle? Nearly Headless Nick? FILCH?

You can see how the entire performance ends in the full cut below.

Spoiler alert: It's pretty steamy.

photo: Giphy

Don't say I didn't warn you!