It doesn't matter how open or closeted you are about your love for the Kardashians. The truth is, we all care. The Kardashians are the reason the world spins. 

Whether you're shopping for someone else or yourself, here are 16 things all Kardashian stalkers need. 

1

Kylie Cosmetics Holiday Must-Haves bundle, $125

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photo: Instagram/KylieCosmetics

Buy it here.

2

Crying Kim Kardashian Christmas card, $3.26

photo: Etsy/OhGoshCindy

Buy it here

3

Lumee iPhone 6s plus case, $39.95

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photo: Instagram/KimKardashianWest

Buy it here

4

Kardashian humor art print, $15

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photo: Etsy/MunGaVision

Buy it here

5

Kardashian beauty flatiron, $78.99

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photo: Instagram/KimKardashianWest

Buy it here

6

Kimoji nail stickers, $8

photo: Kimoji

Buy it here

7

Arthur George socks, $15

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photo: Instagram/msannilange

Buy it here

8

"Kim Kardashian West: Selfish," $14.96

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photo: Instagram/thehautecolor

Buy it here

9

Good American jeans, $189

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photo: Instagram/KhloeKardashian

Buy it here (but read this review first). 

10

Kardashian mug, $13

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photo: Etsy/ShopAlexisRenee

Buy it here

11

Kardashian candles, $15

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photo: Etsy/TheKittyCult

Buy it here.

12

Kylie Jenner's dad hat, $35

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photo: Instagram/TheKylieShop

Buy it here

13

North & Penelope card, $6.50

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photo: Etsy/Hollabackcards

Buy it here.

14

Kanye wine glass, $10

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photo: Etsy/BunnyB'sBoutique

Buy it here

15

Kimoji wrapping paper, $25

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photo: Instagram/KimKardashianWest

Buy it here. 

16

"Stronger Looks Better Naked," $17.77

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photo: Instagram/skyymel

Buy it here.