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All goth babes know that when it comes to life heroes, Morticia Addams is the queen.

She's the perfect blend of beauty, grace, and spookiness. She knows the power of a signature look. She and Gomez have the kind of romantic, sensual relationship we all want.

And she's witty as all hell.

Need proof that Morticia should be your life inspiration? Here are 17 of her most iconic quotes that ALL dark-hearted queens should live by.

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Morticia is just like all of us — trying to live a balanced life while also channeling the forces of unknowable darkness.

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2

Tish and Gomez are a match made in goth heaven.

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She knows everything there is to know about keeping it ~sexy~ for her partner... 'til death do they part.

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(Morticia might keep it almost *too* sexy. A true icon.)

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And that all you need in this life of sin is your significant other... and some spooky pumpkins.

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Her best life advice is truly something to remember. 

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And her best style advice? Always wear a tight dress, and always DO YOU — never mind the haters.

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Morticia has known the way to our fashionable hearts since the 1960s.

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But it's not all about looking good — it's important to have goals. Morticia knows... graduate from college, THEN be burned at the stake.

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And really, Morticia has a quote for every situation. Observe.
Interviewer: So, what did you study in college?
Me:

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When I realize I don't have to go out after work to a party I was dreading:

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When my boyfriend gets me a present:

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When someone asks me to be "normal."

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When someone tries to talk to me about cryptocurrency:

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When magazines suggest "softening my look" for spring:

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Morticia knows that when Satan closes a door, he opens... a casket?

morticia addams quotes
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And that if you want to be the baddest witch queen around, you can't just talk big — you have to back it up, too.

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So raise a teacup to Morticia Addams — the most inspirational, dark-hearted woman in movie history.

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She's a true icon. May we all aspire to her heights of ookyness.