Another Twitter user wrote a full-on poem, and it's actually a masterpiece.
#sendnewts behold the flaming eft (a newt of little heft) who like dragonfly and otter has left behind the water for a picnic on the shore crawls bright across the forest floor and periodically celebrates with a snack of soft invertebrates. pic.twitter.com/VtaCu4PC3D
PS(A): Avoid handling amphibians with bare hands to protect them from chemicals on our skin, and also from pathogens that can easily be passed (by us) between animals. This pic is from many years ago before I knew better. pic.twitter.com/JBtxRaaOXZ
In conclusion, herpetology rules and #SendNewts is officially the only way to respond to all #SendNudes requests for the remainder of eternity.
I'll be taking over the new @herpetALLogy account this Wednesday to talk about a few snippets of my #HerpetALLogy story, how I got involved in inclusion, equity & diversity efforts with @PARCorg, and a few projects we're working on! Follow + join the convo!