On Sunday, somebody vomited on the Emmys red carpet, but nobody — I repeat, nobody — knows who.

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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If you thought award shows were all ~glitz~ and glamour, think again.

The internet, however, is determined to identify the mystery puker.

Who puked on the 2017 Emmys red carpet
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Twitter sleuths are FULL of theories.

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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Did nerves get the best of a "Strangers Things" cast member, perhaps?

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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Or maybe the barf came from everyone's favorite horse actor?

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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Was Eminem trying to leave a trail?

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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Hell, maybe it was all of America vomiting in unison.

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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Maybe, just maybe, that beige splotch isn't even puke...

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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But the more important question: With literally hundreds of cameras lining the red carpet, how did no one see the culprit?

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
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The Emmys vomit is officially a star in its own right.

Who puked on the Emmys red carpet?
photo: Twitter