Valentine's Day is all about love, and the old adage is true: You can't love anyone else if you don't love yourself first. So this year, don't sweat being single — gift your number one these sumptuous gifts to celebrate your solo-hood. Indulge yourself with these delectable G-rated gifts that you don't need to share with a partner.
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Magic of I 2020 Astrological Planner, $45, Catland Books
Magic Wand Deathly Hallows Enamel Pin, $12, Restrained Grace
Grouper Partner Nude Top Terracotta Planer, $65, Group Partner
Give your plant babies a happy home with Group Partner's boob planters. Their oft-imitated pots are handmade and come in a variety of "skin tones," though there's something beautifully classic about the original terra cotta color.
Cold Picnic Torso Bathmat, $60, Need Supply
Another frequent target of copycats, Cold Picnic's torso bathmat is the OG for a reason. Its designed proportions are spot-on perfect, and it will make a charmingly cheeky addition to your bubble bath routine. Luckily, it's machine-washable, in case you spill any purple bath bomb water (see below).
Dallas Maynard Booby Ring, $280, Asrai Garden
More boob stuff! Dallas Maynard's handmade boob rings are the epitome of classy yet sassy luxury. The nipples are even made with tiny rubies, although you can swap them out for any kind of precious stone your heart desires.
Dusen Dusen Everybody Tissue Box Cover, $35, Urban Outfitters
The best part about being single is binge-watching the cheesiest rom-coms. Dry your tears with tissues from this tissue box cover by Dusen Dusen. It's so cute that it will instantly cheer up your squad during adult slumber party screenings of Titanic.
Slutist Tarot Deck, $60, Catland Books
Lush Goddess Bath Bomb, $8.95, Lush
Savage X Fenty Locket Down Bralette in Goji Berry Red, $49, Savage X Fenty
Helloooo, Valentine! Celebrate Cupid's holiday with this fiery Savage X Fenty bra — it features a soft cup for comfort and a functional zipper for, uh, easy access. Whether you're busy enchanting a partner or not, this is one bra you won't want to keep hidden for long.
Kesha Rose Beauty FTW Eye Shadow Palette, $36, Hip Dot
Are you still planning your Valentine's Day beat? With the Kesha Rose Beauty FTW Eye Shadow Palette, you can create looks ranging from sexy to glam to messy to any combination of the three. Its 13 pans of richly pigmented, fashion-forward colors will have a forever spot in your beauty wardrobe — and the packaging is as impressively decadent as the shadows themselves. A must-have for any makeup junkie.
Nars Orgasm Liquid Blush, $30, Sephora
Give yourself an Orgasm this Valentine's Day — Nars' Orgasm Liquid Blush, that is (the other kind is fine too). The formula is thin and spreadable without being tacky and is blessedly free of clumps. I'm on my second bottle of this stuff; I use it on my eyelids, cheeks, and lips when I'm feeling extra indulgent.
D.S. & Durga Portable Fireplace Scented Candle, $65, Nordstrom
Perfumer D.S. & Durga, creators of my favorite fragrance of all time, have crafted the last word in scented candles, the Portable Fireplace. It really does smell like a fireplace. It's smoky and rich, and has a hint of creaminess that reminds you of luxuriating on a shag carpet in front of a fire while Kenny G plays in the background. With this candle, you can live out your '80s romance novel dreams.