You don't need to be a magical genius to know that I love glitter — but I'm also the first to admit that, when it comes to the shiny stuff, I'm a little burned out. I love to shine like the top of the Chrysler building, but I'm also a grown-ass woman. I want to look chic when I sparkle, dammit!

Enter Lemonhead's Spacepaste Glitter Spackle, which is legit the coolest product I have EVER seen. Seriously.

At first glance, these might look like your run-of-the-mill glitter gels... but they are so much more than that.

Lemonhead's Spackle — which, amazing name — are halfway between a paste and a pomade, which means they're not sticky or gross. And because they set so quickly, you don't have to deal with the annoying fallout of regular, loose glitter.

Nowhere do you see the unique texture better than in the brand's "birth" videos. Check this out.

SO HYPNOTIC!

Each tub is PACKED with sparkle, so you're getting an absolute tonne of glittery bang for your buck.

Which means they're incredibly sparkly.

Forget highlighter — let's just put straight glitter on our faces!

And, even better, Lemonhead's glitters are actually SAFE.

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While many glitter products come with major risks, Lemonhead makes the majority of their pomades with cosmetic-grade glitter ONLY. They're also totally vegan and not tested on animals.

However, a word of caution: A few of their Spacejam products contain "a mixture of polyester and craft (metal) glitter, therefore it is not recommended for use on face." Any glitter pastes with big sparkles in them — think Midnight Society's moons — should be put in your hair ONLY.

But the best part? The Spacepaste Glitter Spackles come off easily with an oil cleanser — no scrubbing required.

You can't tell me this isn't the prettiest thing you've ever seen.

I'm MESMERIZED.

This is the coolest way to cover your roots. Just saying.

And I don't want to play favorites, but I think Gunshow *MIGHT* be the standout shade. You just don't see enough pewter glitter!

LOVE.

While you pick *your* favorite color, watch this hypnotic video of Dirty Penny oozing into the Lemonhead tubs.

No wonder social media is freaking LOSING it over these glitters.

So if you're looking for a present for the beauty-lover who has everything, get them Lemonhead Glitter Spackle.

You can only buy it online at GetLemonhead.com — although each pot runs between $22 and $32, you'll be getting something truly unique.