1. First of all, if you don't have a sassy makeup bag...

($14, Etsy)

2. ... like this one, for instance...

($29, Jac Vanek)

3. ... what are you even doing?

($15, Etsy)

4. You can't pride yourself on being blunt and beautiful without one.

($14, Etsy)

5. Just make sure you pick one that's vaguely threatening.

($29, Jac Vanek)

6. But you also need a mug where you can project all your semi-bitchy thoughts.

($13, Etsy)

7. Especially the ones about other people's makeup.

($13, Etsy)

8. Seriously, why would you want to put your coffee in anything but this?

($15, Etsy)

9. Or this?

($13, Etsy)

10. Better yet, take that coffee to go.

tumblr
photo: Society6

($24, Society6)

11. This patch is just for the brassiest beauty babes out there.

($6, Sugarbones)

12. Really, you can express your bold beauty love on just about anything. Like this sticker...

($3, Redbubble)

13. ... or this poster...

($14, Redbubble)

14. ... or THIS poster.

poster
photo: Society6

($17, Society6)

15. Or this even better poster.

makeup poster
photo: Society6

($15, Society6)

16. So, so many posters.

poster
photo: Society6

($20, Society6)

17. Didn't think you'd see some actual goddamn stationery here, did you?

stationery
photo: Society6

($12, Society6)

18. Or a laptop case.

laptop case
photo: Society6

($36, Society6)

19. But it doesn't stop there! Look at this glorious iPhone case.

phone case
photo: Society6

($28, Society6)

20. Wear your audacity on your sleeve... er, torso.

tshirt
photo: Society6

($28, Society6)

21. Or let it show all over your house with this rug.

rug
photo: Society6

($28, Society6)

22. Or some pillows!

pillow
photo: Society6

($18, Society6)

23. More pillows!

pillow
photo: Society6

($18, Society6)

24. Why don't you just upgrade your whole bed while you're at it?

($99, Redbubble)

25. And don't forget the bathroom.

shower curtain
photo: Society6

($68, Society6)

Now go forth and shop, beauty lovers.

photo: Giphy

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