YOU LIKE BEAUTY MEMES, DON'T YOU SQUIDWARD?

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Everyone knows: SpongeBob is WAY existential. If you can't sing the entirety of "The Campfire Song Song," what are you even doing with your life?

But SpongeBob SquarePants isn't just a model of enthusiasm; he's also a beauty icon. Here are 16 SpongeBob gifs that every beauty lover will recognizes as being almost TOO real.

When a new palette drops and you're like "I DON'T NEED IT... I DON'T NEED IT..."

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When you see someone wearing really incredible lipstick and you want to know what it is, but you don't want to be a creep:

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When it's time for Sephora's VIB Rogue sale, and you wish your life was like this...

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But it's really like this...

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When you go get lash extensions, and you're like "Make them long enough to do THIS:"

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(But they basically always come out like this:)

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When you try a new conditioner and it actually works:

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When you know you're the queen of contouring:

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SO HANDSOME.

When your best friend tells you they don't use highlighter:

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Or when someone tells you they sleep in their makeup:

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*with a bonus soundtrack of screaming*

When you fall in love with a new MAC lipstick... and it's limited edition:

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When the Kylie Cosmetics website freezes up seconds after a new drop:

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When all the spring pastel makeup collections are out, but you're an all-black-everything goth queen at heart:

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When you realize that one day you'll be able to 3D print your own custom eye shadow:

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When you see a big makeup brand ripping off an indie, and they think they're being slick, but they're not doing a very good job:

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When you go makeup shopping with your best friend, and spend way too much money, but you're not mad about it:

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