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If you are a makeup enthusiast, I can only assume that you are a lying succubus sent from a deep level of hell. After all, you clearly aren't a feminist, you hold society up to impossible standards, and (worst of all) you're innately deceptive.
I know what you're thinking: But how could something as innocent as makeup make me all of those terrible things?!
Allow me to explain...