Over on Tumblr, people are revealing the naughty things they'd love to do to Pennywise.

Yes. That's right. 

Fans literally want to do "It." 

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These "confessions" are downright disturbing. One look at Tumblr's freakiest "it" fantasies, and readers will quickly learn that there is truly nothing more terrifying than the internet.

(But Pennywise is a close second, I'll give him that.)

Viewers are ~drunk in love~ with Pennywise.

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Some fan fantasies are simple...

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... while others will make you go, "Um, come again?"

"Daddy Pennywise"
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"Daddywise" does have a nice ring to it.

Fans are down for a wild ride in the sewers.

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Time to put those gloved hands to use.

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And those front two chompers, of course.

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Bill SkarsgÄrd is apparently invited to partake in a hookup with his own character.

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Or better yet: a threesome with 2017 Pennywise and 1990 Pennywise.

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A clown's gotta eat, amirite?

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But the question is: Which set of "cheeks?"

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How do you go back to regular men after experiencing *the* Pennywise?

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*shrieks, then creepily smiles*

Pennywise fantasies
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