Because The Niffler is here for your bling, no matter what Newt Scamander-Schmamander and his fancy magic suitcase says to the alternative.
There's already a Niffler Funko POP! toy, and on this day, it's all that truly matters.
You can have your own Niffler for $9.99.
Well, $9.99 plus whatever he steals from your caucasian home.
All hail The Niffler, swooping in to slay your "Harry Potter"-verse faves.
RIP, Dobby, Buckbeak, Norbert(a), and other beloved CGI Potter-verse creatures of yesteryear. You were cute, but nothing can beat our Niffler.