A newly-surfaced conversation between Donald Trump and other men confirms what women have been saying about Cheeto Jesus this entire election: He's a disgusting sexist pig.
Get a brown bag because it will make you wanna hurl.
He starts off by discussing his failed attempt to have sex with a woman.
"I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it," he states in the video.
"Whoa," another voice is heard saying.
"I did try and fuck her. She was married," Trump continued. "And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."The Washington Post then reports that, in the video, a woman named Arianne Zucker appeared to escort them to the show's set.
After seeing her, Trump then discusses what is essentially his urge to sexually assault her — which he believes is cool since he's famous.
"I've gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her," Trump said. "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait."
"And when you're a star they let you do it," he added. "You can do anything."
Someone else said, "Whatever you want," to which Trump replies: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." (Emphasis ours because damn).
Things got weirder after they get off of a bus, which cannot be seen at this point in the video, according to The Washington Post.
"We're ready, let's go," Trump said. "Make me a soap star."
"How about a little hug for the Donald?" Bush said. "He just got off the bus."
"Would you like a little hug, darling?" Zucker asked.
"Absolutely," Trump said. As they embrace, and air-kiss, Trump said, "Melania said this was OK."
Trump married Melania only three months prior, as The Washington Post pointed out.
Of course, Trump responded as he usually does.
He apologized, but passed the vulgar baton off to Bill Clinton, his presidential opponent's husband, who had been involved in an affair during his presidency.
"This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course — not even close," Trump said in a statement obtained by NBC. "I apologize if anyone was offended."
Offended would be an understatement.