Last month, the internet gasped in pure delight upon the discovery of a "Sexy Jon Snow" costume.
Twitter had some *very* strong reactions to fur-cloaked, studded loin flap.
But THEN people uncovered a "Sexy Fake News" costume, and suddenly the internet was like, "Why?"
But hey, if that's how you roll, buy the costume here for $55.
Some things just don't *need* to be sexy, ya know?
This $30 "Sexy Sriracha Bottle" costume, for example. (Available here.)
Like this "Sexy Pineapple" costume... ?
Available here for $58.
Something tells me the poop emoji never once asked to be sexy.
But if you want to look like ~shit~ this Halloween, this $40 costume is available here.
I know *I* definitely didn't ask for this sexy Donald Trump — er, Donna T. Rumpshaker — costume.
And a "Sexy Nemo" just feels wrong.
Come on! That's a Disney character. Is nothing sacred?
"Sexy Dory" probably isn't appropriate for children, either.
This $40 costume is available here.
Um, a "Sexy Hamilton" costume?!?
It's available here for the not-so-sexy price of $120. #Expensive.
How could you do this to Pikachu?
Available here for $70.
A "Sexy Goldfish" costume is just unnecessary.
Also unnecessary? Paying $112 to be a "Sexy Goldfish." (Available here.)
"Sexy Pizza Rat" = *face palm*
This $90 costume is available here.
These lobsters aren't even as sexy as the Dancing Lobsters on "The Amanda Show," IMO.
The female lobster costume is available here for $30.
I thought Freddy Krueger was supposed to be scary, not sexy. But what do I know?
Available here for $84.
"Sexy Scissorhands" does have a nice ring to it, though...
Available here for $30.
The Minions really didn't deserve this.
Thank God this ~despicable~ costume is sold out.
Apparently I missed the memo that Chucky is sexy.
Buy this $65 "Sexy Chucky" costume here.
Do we *really* need a "Sexy Chewbacca?"
If you answered "yes," the "Sexy Chewbacca" costume is available here for $79.
Harry Potter, but make it sexy.
Available here for $43.
To some, this "Boarder Agent" costume is sexy; to me, it's offensive.
It's available here for $45 (but, like, just don't. K?).
Two words: "Sexy It."
Ok. That's it. We're done here.
Some costumes are just better off being un-sexy.