Hasbro has launched parody versions of its classic board games: Sorry!, LIFE, Operation, and Clue. The new satirical games target one specific group: millennials.
Instead of having a great old time, you'll deal with crippling debt, botched surgeries, missing drunk friends, and petty revenge. I'm not going to lie. Hasbro knows I am a messy B who lives for drama — I am into these new "millennial themes."
Check out the new games below.
The Game of Life: Quarter Life Crisis
Description: "In Game of Life: Quarter Life Crisis adult party game, players will move around the board earning — and losing — money as they race to be the first to pay off their $500K soul-crushing debt." Sounds fun!
I can't handle this. Drag me, board game. It's too real.
Mystery Date: Catfished
Description: "Mystery Date: Catfished game brings players into dating in the digital age with hilarious adult gameplay. By picking, swapping, and collecting the hilarious Trait and Action cards, players will wade through a sea of weirdos as they search for love in the dubious world of online dating. When it's time to open the door on the game board, players will be introduced to the companion and dating scenario of their dreams. But watch out! Just like in real life, they just might get catfished instead!"
Clue: What Happened Last Night? Lost in Vegas
Description: "Only six of you wake up in a disheveled hotel room on Sunday morning! Buddy is missing — and it's up to the players to figure out who was the last person to see him, where they left him, and what they were doing. Eliminate the suspects and discover the who, where, and what to solve the mystery."
Botched Operation Parody Edition
Description: "There's a laughing gas leak in the operating room and the doctors are feeling a little ... buzzed. In this adult twist on the iconic Operation game, players are the doctor and will use the tweezers to remove silly ailments from Cavity Sam — but this time, they'll have to do it while performing the stunt shown on the Challenge card. The card might say to remove parts without using your thumbs, or while getting tickled. If the tweezers touch the sides of the openings, the buzzer will sound! The player to get the most parts without getting buzzed before the timer runs out wins!"
Sorry! Not Sorry!
Description: "Secret confessions, no regrets. In this adult party version of the classic Sorry! board game, players will move their pawn around the Sorry! Not Sorry! game board as they aim to be the first player to get three pawns on the Home space. But there's a catch! In this race around the board, players can sabotage their friends, steal their pawns, and use the Not Sorry! cards to expose their wildest 'have you ever' secrets. It's sure to liven up the party!"