Barbie's famous for her tiny waist and unrealistic proportions, but the latest crop of unofficial Barbie dolls have been bucking that trend, introducing the world to Barbies with acne, with curves, and with cellulite. It seems like you can find a Barbie doll to represent practically any kind of woman on Amazon and Etsy, which is a movement we can totally get behind — until we saw this doll, that is. When we wished for a pregnant Barbie, we didn't quite expect this.

A pregnant Barbie knockoff exists on Amazon.

Pregnant Barbie
photo: Amazon

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"Real Pregnant Doll Mom Doll Have a Baby in Her Tummy with Small Shoes for Barbie" (yes, that's the whole name) is listed on Amazon for under $5, and is very obviously not made by Mattel.

Real Pregnant Doll Mom Doll Have a Baby in Her Tummy with Small Shoes for Barbie ($4.97, Amazon)

Though she could probably benefit from a slightly less orange hair color, her face looks pretty... normal.

Pregnant Barbie
photo: Amazon

Seems pretty standard.

However, "Barbie's" baby is stored in her removable stomach.

Pregnant Barbie
photo: Amazon

Imagine if losing baby weight was as easy as popping your pregnancy belly on and off? 

It's a little creepy to have a full-blown baby to pop in and out of her stomach, but that's not the worst part.

LOOK AT THOSE LEGS, GUYS!

Pregnant Barbie
photo: Amazon

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! IS THAT LENGTH ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE?

*screaming*

Pregnant barbie
photo: Amazon

... How?? Why? 

2018, why did you do this to us? Why?

We're all for unique Barbie dolls that represent every woman. But this one needs to go back to the drawing board, stat.