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The new year is almost upon us — and with it comes New Year's Eve, the most overrated party night of the year.

For starters, no matter where you live, it's either way too hot or way too cold to have any fun. Drunk people try to touch you. And why would anyone pay all that money to go to a party at a club, then pay *more* money to drink with people you barely know?

No way. New year, same attitude. And that attitude is, "Everyone leave me alone."

If you're a fellow angsty introvert, and you happen to want to ring in 2018 with skin as soft and radiant as a newborn angel, maybe you'll want to treat yourself to one of these face masks instead. They're as dark as your soul, and perfect for avoiding abslolutely EVERYONE as you cruise into the new year.

Happy 2018, goth babies.

Glamglow #GlitterMask Gravity Mud, $69

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Yes to Tomatoes Charcoal Paper Mask, $3

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Dr. Jart Pore Minimalist Black Charcoal Sheet Mask, $35

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Shea Moisture African Black Soap Problem Skin Facial Mask, $13

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Feeling Beautiful Charcoal & Black Sugar Face Mask, $4

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Montagne Jeunesse Black Seaweed Peel Off Mask, $2

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Yes to Tomatoes DIY Powder-to-Clay Mask, $3

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Feeling Beautiful Charcoal & Black Sugar Mask, $2

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Shea Moisture Clarifying Mud Mask, $16

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Yes to Tomatoes Charcoal Peeling Mask, $16

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Rodial Glamoxy Snake Mask, $83

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Dr. Jart Clear Skin Lover Rubber Mask

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Erno Laszlo Hydra-Therapy Skin Vitality Treatment Mask, $80

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Omorovicza Thermal Cleansing Balm, $32

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Givenchy Black for Light Mask, $86

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Boscia Charcoal Pore-Minimizing Mask, $8

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Karuna CleanMUD Face Mask, $8

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Dr. Brandt Magnetight Age-Defier, $75

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Boscia Luminizing Face Mask, $34

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Glamglow Bubblesheet Mask, $9

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Peter Thomas Roth Irish Moor Mud Mask, $58

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