Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a perfect human. That's not me editorializing, that's just a fact.

And while we're on that subject, can we talk about the fact that he literally hasn't aged since the '90s? Because he hasn't.

Someone else noticed The Rock's flawless face, too, and knew there HAD to be a skin-care secret or two there.

And The Rock, being the kind and generous guy that he is, spilled ALL the details.

That's right: The Rock uses Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser.

($5, Target)

And "Lancer or La Mer creams."

creme de la mer
photo: La Mer

Our guess is he uses the classic Creme De La Mer ($310, La Mer) for a dewy finish.

Both of those creams are FANCY AS HELL.

Lancer moisturizer
photo: Sephora

Unless The Rock is really into night treatments — which he very well could be — he probably uses Lancer's mainstay The Method: Nourish moisturizer ($125, Lancer Skincare).

He also suggests "tequila often."

"Not on your face, but drinking it."

OK — so most of us are not ready to drop hundreds of bucks on moisturizer. But this is a routine we can GET WITH.

It also explains how The Rock has managed to keep the same face for more than 20 years.

There are still so many questions, though. Like, is that really it? Does The Rock have a favorite toner? Eye cream? SERUMS?! 

Maybe he's just made of magic, and we are all but mere jabronis.

The Rock is definitely the People's Skincare Champ. We can definitely smell what he's cooking.

photo: Giphy

Now we just need about $500.

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