Since American swimmer Ryan Lochte stepped off the plane in Rio, the proverbial shit has hit the fan for the dumb dumb merman.
For one thing, this dude rolled up to the games looking like the Cold Miser.
Unfortunately for young Lochte, his tragic blue 'do was just the beginning of his sorrowful Olympic excursion.
Like many Americans, my mom is heavily invested in #LochteGate, and says she is worried about how his severe unintelligence will reflect on our country.
"Please tell me this dude did not make this up so I don't have to be embarrassed for my country," she told Revelist. "Every time I hear him speak I worry for him."
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