While you were getting second helpings of mashed potatoes, Beyoncé casually dropped a full line of body positive holiday merch — and invented a new holiday into the bargain.
Merry Thiccsmas, everyone. Our Queen has blessed us with her bounty.
But that's not even CLOSE to all. Wrap all your presents with Lemonade "the best revenge is your wrapping paper" paper.
All the items in the Holidayoncé line are available up to a size 2XL... or so it seems.
Weirdly, I don't see a size chart anywhere on Beyoncé's store page — I've reached out to Merch Direct, which seems to run it, and I'll update with additional sizing info once I have it.
And much as it pains me to say it, there's just one teeny tiny problem with Yoncé's Thiccmas merch.
That's cutting it *awfully* close, for those of us looking to give the gift of Bey around the 25th.
And the shipping options don't make it a lot better. Standard shipping from Beyoncé's online store is $8.99 and takes one to three days, per the site. If you need it faster, the express shipping option will deliver it in one to two days... but costs $34.99.
To be VERY clear, I'm not criticizing Beyoncé for this — it's an e-commerce issue, pure and simple. But it might affect how you shop, so it definitely bears mentioning.
So what are you waiting for? Run, don't walk, and bless yourself and everyone around you with the gift of Beyoncé merch.
Have a happy thiccmas, everyone.