We live in a nostalgic age — so it's no surprise that some genius entrepreneur has finally created Disney princess lingerie.
You heard me: Disney princess lingerie sets are now a thing. A hilarious, kinda creepy thing.
Each of these barely-there sets from sexy Halloween emporium Yandy are under $35 and come in sizes ranging from small to extra-large.
And while they are undeniably sexy...
This is the Belle-inspired Mademoiselle Fantasy Princess set ($24, Yandy).
They kinda get less hot when you remember that, like, *all* of the Disney princesses are literal teenagers.
Creepy, right? They're generally around 16.
Arabian Nights Fantasy Princess, which is clearly totally unrelated to Princess Jasmine ($29, Yandy).
Obviously these sets are not official Disney princess merchandise — which is why they all have such hilarious names.
Ice Queen Fantasy Lingerie Costume, definitely no relation to Queen Elsa from "Frozen" ($31, Yandy).
"We can't call this the Ariel — what can we call it instead?"
Underwater Fantasy Lingerie Costume ($24, Yandy).
"This multi-strap thong needs a name, but we can't use Cinderella — I'VE GOT IT!"
Midnight Curfew Princess Lingerie Costume ($25, Yandy).
Yes, if you'd like to seductively eat an apple while dressing like an animated teenager, now you can.
Poisoned Apple Princess Lingerie Costume, oh god, ($27, Yandy).
In the meantime... just take it in.
New Land Fantasy Princess set, ($24, Yandy).