As we stand upon the precipice of a new decade, we aren't just bidding adieu to the 2010s, we're also exiting a notable era in Kim Kardashian's life. Kardashian, in a wide-ranging interview with New York magazine, is embarking on a new journey into the next decade and inviting us along for the ride. But in order to accompany her into a chapter of her life — and by extension, our own lives — we must accept that Kardashian is shedding a distinct part of her allure. This new change will shake the foundation of everything we love in our pop-culture stratosphere, so be warned. Kardashian is not going to post sexy bikini thong selfies anymore.
Yes, I know this is distressing. But we must press on, for the good of our entertainment-industrial complex. Here's the full story.