While in Miami for Kanye West's Saint Pablo tour on Thursday night, Kim Kardashian got a spray tan — and of course she had to share the results on social media.
She showed off her new bronze on Snapchat, but only a pair of hands and a strategically placed makeup bag kept Kim from showing all of it off.
Although TBH, we secretly think she wanted to. Because even when she's fully clothed, it's clear Kim would rather just be wearing nothing at all. She may be impeccably dressed, but we believe her closet door may soon shut for good.
Why? Because Kim Kardashian West is becoming a nudist.
Don't believe me? The proof is in the photos.
And by photos, I mean Kim's nude selfies.
Exhibit A: the aforementioned Snapchat.
"Nothing like a midnight spray tan, you guys," Kim said in an accompanying video.
...if she decides to even wear clothes at all.
"When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL," Kim captioned this Instagram post.
So when she can't be nude, she just wears nudes.
Don't even THINK about asking Kim to change into proper activewear for a round of tennis.
She'll whoop your ace.
Tempted to tell Kim to wear pants under her trench coat? Ha, good joke.
She won't even put on clothes for her GQ cover.
"Wear clothes? Who? Me?"
But if you're not here for Kim's naked lifestyle, just remember that a photo is worth 1,000 words — and Mrs. West's topless selfie is sending a VERY clear message.
She doesn't care what you think of her nakedness.
Long live Kim Kardashian West, the nudest nudist ever.
I mean, her speech at the 2016 Webby Awards was "Nude selfies till I die." We should have seen this coming.